I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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