I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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