Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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