hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
ok first of all what the fuck
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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