Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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