chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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