therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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