I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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