I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize