Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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