pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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