So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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