He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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