Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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