belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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