i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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