I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize