I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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