I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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