but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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