Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just blew my weed a kiss
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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