I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
His nipple licking is glorious
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