This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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