We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Randomize
