You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
There r osticjed everywhere
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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