Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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