Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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