did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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