I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
We left the knife in your bed.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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