More tranny stories later!
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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