Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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