I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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