you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
