Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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