I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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