any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
