yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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