He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You're like the curious george of whores
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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