I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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