you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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