Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
