the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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