it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Everyone says I win the strip club
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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