Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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