Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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