do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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