Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Randomize