Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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