I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
oh god the rape fog is back!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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