I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I had to cum in my sink.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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