6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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