Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I look better un-naked...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Randomize