I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Randomize
