What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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