One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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