im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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